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Funniest College Football Player Names Of 2025
Every year with the help of the internet we come across some truly entertaining and amusing names of players who are playing college football this season.
From our list in 2024, some are graduated or moved on. Two names we will truly miss are General Booty & Shittah Sillah.
But in our new 2025 list below we have some new faces! Some of the players are freshman, or some players names have just been brought to the surface over the last year.
The names listed below have garnered attention and have become a source of amusement for fans and sports enthusiasts that consume the game at a high rate. Have you heard an announcer announce General Booty’s name on live tv yet?
Various sources have compiled lists of the funniest names in college football but we know we have the most accurate list and the best for your entertainment!
While these names may generate laughter and entertainment, it’s important to remember that behind these names are talented athletes who are dedicated to their craft. They showcase their skills on the field on a daily basis, regardless of the humorous nature of their names.
Check out our list of Funniest College Football Player Names of 2025 below!
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1. Noah Knigga – Linebacker – Easter Michigan University
Source:Easter Michigan University Athletics
Year: Freshman
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2. Da’Realyst Clark – Wide Receiver – Kent State
Source:Kent State Athletics
Year: Junior
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3. Moh Bility – WR – Rice
Source:Rice Athletics
Year: Redshirt Junior
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4. Blazen Lono-Wong – DL – Arizona State
Source:Sun Devil Athletics
Year: Redshirt Junior
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5. Nitro Tuggle – Wide Receiver – Purdue
Source:Purdue Athletics
Year: Sophomore
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6. Rocky Beers – Tight End – Colorado State
Source:Colorado State Athletics
Year: Redshirt Senior
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7. Grant Beerman – LB – Illinois
Source:Illinois Athletics
Year: Freshman
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8. Legend Journey – Defensive End – California
Source:California Athletics
Year: Redshirt Freshman
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9. Chief Borders – DL – UNLV
Source:UNLV Athletics
Year: Senior
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10. Deuce Knight – Quarterback – Auburn
Source:Auburn Athletics
Year: Freshman
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11. Squirrel White – Wide Receiver – Florida State
Source:University of Tennessee Athletics
Year: Senior
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12. King Large – OL – SMU
Source:SMU Athletics
Year: Sophomore
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13. Sirr Bible – Linebacker – San Jose State
Source:San Jose State Athletics
Year: Freshman
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14. Demon Clowney – DE – South Carolina
Source:South Carolina Athletics
Year: Graduate Student
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15. Dude Person – DB – University of Central Arkansas
Source:UCA Athletics
Year: Senior
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16. Jaden Muskrat – OL – Virginia Tech
Source:Virginia Tech Athletics
Year: Graduate Student
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17. Alpha Khan – WR – UTSA
Source:UTSA Athletics
Year: Redshirt Junior
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18. Djouvensky-schlenbaker – RB – The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley
Source:Washington State University Athletics
Year: Redshirt Junior
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19. Panda Askew – OL – East Carolina university
Source:East Carolina University Athletics
Year: Graduate Student
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20. Hannes Hammer – OL – Virginia Tech
Source:Virginia Tech Athletics
Year: Redshirt Sophomore
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